I’m an asshole
I’m perfect because I do everything right the frst tmei first time.
Also, I’m an asshole and I’m not afraid to admit it. This blog post will prove it, too. Most of my blogs will contain a lot of cussing because I don’t want certain people to read my blogs.
Anyway, be warned my reader!
The beauty of blogging,cussing, ranting and posting pornographic pictures on the internet is that it pisses of a bunch of wimps.
Unfortunately, there are other idiots that manage to get access to the internet and post some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard!
The following is from some dipshit’s About Me from his MySpace profile. I’ve copied and pasted it here. Now I challenge you to read this About Me, you have less than 30 seconds and you can’t pause to re-read anything.
Go!
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It’s from this guy’s MySpace profile.
That’s enough about these idiots…
Now let me talk about sluts!
When I’m not on MySpace, I’m listening to the latest gossip about the neighborhood slut from my friends, and she lives just a few houses away from mine. I’m posting a picture from her MySpace page that I thought was pretty cool, but I’m not giving out her URL.
The picture’s caption:” I see u!!!!”
But that’s not what she was really trying to tell us. Oh no. She was trying to tell us something else. So I decided to help her out and I’ve edited the picture so you can see what she was really trying to say.
A picture says a thousand words. What does this one tell you?
I live in a real peaceful, boring neighborhood, but the other “neighborhood” next to mine is actually a trailer park, or trailer hood, with the dumbest fuckers I’ve ever met.
Every day, there used to be these little stupid 12-year-old pricks playing soccer behind my backyard fence. They kept kicking their damn ball over my fence and it would land on my backyard. Sometimes they would kick the ball so hard that if the ball hit my fence, the ball would knock down or break one of my fence boards.
It’s a real pain in the ass to go to Home Depot and waste my fucking money on new fence boards.
So one day, I was playing a video game and I heard something break in my backyard. I figured the trailer park kids were playing soccer and they had kicked the damn ball over the fence, again.
By the time I went outside to see what was going on, the dumbass kids had stopped playing soccer and they were gone. When I found the ball in my backyard, I discovered that they had broken one of my damn windows.
So I took the ball and I hid behind a bush, I figured they would come back. A few minutes later, the kids were back with another ball and they began playing again. I waited for them to kick the new ball over the fence.
Five minutes later, one of the ugly, dumbass kids had kicked the ball over to my backyard.
After he climbed the fence and jumped into my backyard, I popped out and yelled: “Hey!”.
The kid looked at me, then I showed him the ball one of his friends kicked earlier, so I pulled out my sharp pocket knife….I slashed the soccer ball and I started laughing my ass off.
Then the kid took off his shirt, threw it on the floor and wanted to fight me. I laughed even harder, so I walked up to him, picked him up and I punted him over my neighbor’s fence.
I was laughing so hard that I almost shit my pants. Then I went back inside, picked up the controller and continued playing Fifa World Cup on PS2.
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