I went to the grocery store today.

There was this old lady in a wheelchair at the grocery store and she went into this aisle that had a tall stack of heavy boxes, and her stupid wheelchair bumped it. So they all fell down on her.

I was laughing my ass off.

She couldn’t get the heavy boxes off, then she saw me and asked me to help her. But I was already weak from laughing. Then, I walked past her and the boxes and I proceeded to the cereal section and left her there. HAHAH!

Old people smell bad. They make me want to PUKE!

And what’s up with old people and prune juice? Old people are stupid.

~ by michaeldealba on June 27, 2007.